Sometimes an event reminds us adults that children are witnessing many of life’s dramas for the first time ever. We may not notice that kids can get the wrong ideas. Perhaps the key to helping them is to listen to what they say as they reflect on their daily lives. One misconception can lead to others, like a bad game of “knock down the dominoes.”
A couple of days after the election, my students in our small private school noticed that votes were still being counted. It was all over the news, with every color of the rainbow of ideas represented. That’s a lot for a kid to sort through.
A serious scholar was really feeling left out. “Why are they only interested in the male votes? No one even seems to care about the female votes!” Suddenly my lesson plans took a sharp veer into civics, current events, and yes, vocabulary. As I introduced the concept of homonyms, like male and mail, we learned a chant which I later heard at recess: “Homonyms: They sound alike, but they mean different things!” We even came up with a name for words like male and mail, HORRIBLE HUNGRY HOMONYMS.
In Science we had studied different forms of energy, like kinetic energy. One child’s brain must have still been tuned into Social Studies cause he asked, “Does all that kind of energy have to come from Connecticut?”
Halloween hadn’t completely left the minds of my class. In Geography the students were told to point to the coast line. One eager little lady exclaimed, “I didn’t know that! You mean ghosts have to line up just like kids in school?”
I never laugh AT my students, even during their worst moments since I realize we are making memories. Holidays are the most vital times to guard against too much sorrow, as such times tend to revive our most tender and wonderful memories as well as the sad and painful ones. For example I utilize Halloween to teach about handling fear. So my job is to help the students write a script of hope and pleasantness.
At Lunch the students get a break from the rigors of learning. But no such luck for me; my struggles are never laid down. The children know not to talk with their mouth full, but I had forgotten to teach them not to sing while eating. One kid was happily singing, “Somos El Barcode” while I tried to swallow without choking. Part of last week’s World Tour during Social Studies had involved learning a song from Mexico, “Somos El Barcos.”
Next a girl told me about her mom’s problem with vertigo. But what we had learned that day in math fouled her up royally. We had learned the words vertical and virtual. Now that got all mixed up with her mom’s vertigo and she asked me, “If vertical is up and down, then why does it make my mom dizzy?” Hmm, and I bet you thought teaching was easy…
Everyone loves our weekly library time since they can shop around for what they may be interested in, then share it with the class later. One boy was engrossed in a book on ancient architecture. He noted, “We should have had some of these gargles to decorate for our Halloween party. That would have been scary for sure!” Maybe next year I’ll find a gargoyle to add to the frightening atmosphere as well as expose the students to a bit of history when I plan the Fall Festival.
In Writing class the students made little autobiographical books, and they deserved a celebration when finished. So we had a signing ceremony where they could autograph their books to share with friends. One excited gal politely asked, “May I have your biography?” and I knew the lesson wasn’t over after all.
Another child had a book about “those Karaoke Indians.” She stood corrected by a classmate who thought it said “checkers Indians.” I quickly began teaching a little song about Cherokee Indians, adding they are now called Native Americans. I ignored it when a child wondered under his breath if they were like, uh, natives…
At the end of the day, a mom called me aside to share a bit of word humor from home. She was looking at a bill and murmured softly about her revolving balance. Her daughter scanned the paperwork and asked, “Mom, what does revolting balance mean?” This parent said she had to call on her inner teacher for this challenge!
An ambitious little guy was eager to go home and practice his drumming. He affirmed, “I want to be a drum payer when I grow up.” I decided to add Blends on the next day’s lesson plans. We could pray, play, but no one would need to pay~
The day was over and the kids were gone. As I snacked I felt grateful that we have both male and female votes in our great country of America.
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